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|Where do you find your dog with no legs?
A. Right were you left it!
by Nick, age 11, Salt Lake City, Utah, USA
doctor, I have fifty-nine seconds to live."
"Wait a moment. I'll deal with you later."
by Rebecca, age 12, New Zealand
What do you call a man with
a car on his head? Jack!!
pareja de novios se estaban besando y ella dijo:"Mi amor
me tragui tu chicle." el dijo hay perdon, estoy enfermo.!!
por Ivellisse, edad 12, Puerto Rico
|What animal gets the most bad grades in school?
What has 4legs and a head but can't walk or talk?
Knock knock! Who's there? Rose. Rose who? A Rose for you!
by Cherelle, age 10, Wilmington, North Carolina, USA
Un senor vino y le dijo a Mickey mouse
"Oye, porque usted no nada nada?"
Mickey:"Porque no traje traje"
por Jesus, edad 10, Dallas , Texas , EE.UU.
|What does the titanic and the San Jose Sharks
have in common?
The both sink when they hit the ice!
by Gavin, age 11, Canada
What did King Tut say when he got scared?
A. I want my mummy!!
by Adelin, age 11, Whitehall, Michigan, USA
|Papa bear: Someone's being eating my porridge
Mama bear: Someone's bein eating my porridge too
Baby bear: And someone's being eating my porridge, and it's all gone
Grandma bear: Be quiet! I even haven't served the porridges yet
Zainab, age 12, Malaysia
knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?
No silly cows go moo!
Connor, age 6, Joliet, Illinois, USA
|Why didn't the skeliton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts
Lia, age 11, Concord, Massachusetts, USA
did one eye say to the other?
Just between you and me it smells!
Christina, age 9, Andover, New Hampshire, USA
|What bear isn't black, white, or brown?
a. the red panda!!
by dana, age 13, bellaire, usa
DONT SHARKS EAT CLOWNFISH?
A: BECAUSE THEY TASTE FUNNY
by NICHOLLE, age 10, CAMDEN, NJ, USA
Que hasia una mangera afuera? Vendiendo mangos a las personas. by Nancy, edad 9, Dallas Tx U.S.A.
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