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Where do you find your dog with no legs? A. Right were you left it! by Nick, age 11, Salt Lake City, Utah, USA	"Doctor, doctor, I have fifty-nine seconds to live." "Wait a moment. I'll deal with you later." by Rebecca, age 12, New Zealand
What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack!! by April, age 11, USA	Una pareja de novios se estaban besando y ella dijo:"Mi amor me tragui tu chicle." el dijo hay perdon, estoy enfermo.!! (gargajo) por Ivellisse, edad 12, Puerto Rico
What animal gets the most bad grades in school? A cheetah. What has 4legs and a head but can't walk or talk? A bed. Knock knock! Who's there? Rose. Rose who? A Rose for you! by Cherelle, age 10, Wilmington, North Carolina, USA	EN LA PISCINA Un senor vino y le dijo a Mickey mouse "Oye, porque usted no nada nada?" Mickey:"Porque no traje traje" por Jesus, edad 10, Dallas , Texas , EE.UU.
What does the titanic and the San Jose Sharks have in common? The both sink when they hit the ice! by Gavin, age 11, Canada	Q. What did King Tut say when he got scared? A. I want my mummy!! by Adelin, age 11, Whitehall, Michigan, USA
Papa bear: Someone's being eating my porridge Mama bear: Someone's bein eating my porridge too Baby bear: And someone's being eating my porridge, and it's all gone Grandma bear: Be quiet! I even haven't served the porridges yet Zainab, age 12, Malaysia	Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly cows go moo! Connor, age 6, Joliet, Illinois, USA
Why didn't the skeliton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts Lia, age 11, Concord, Massachusetts, USA	What did one eye say to the other? Just between you and me it smells! Christina, age 9, Andover, New Hampshire, USA
What bear isn't black, white, or brown? a. the red panda!! by dana, age 13, bellaire, usa	WHY DONT SHARKS EAT CLOWNFISH? A: BECAUSE THEY TASTE FUNNY by NICHOLLE, age 10, CAMDEN, NJ, USA
Que hasia una mangera afuera? Vendiendo mangos a las personas. by Nancy, edad 9, Dallas Tx U.S.A.

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